Very Funny Thoughts SMS

• Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy… Please, every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat!
  
• Friday is like Dating… Saturday is like Marriage… Sunday is like Honeymoon… And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!!!
  
• I am in a relationship with… Food! Bring a Smile on your Beautiful Face
  
• If you have a “Magnetic” personality and yet people don’t get attracted to you, it’s not your fault… They have “Iron” deficiency in their bodies…

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