Bookie And Player Spot Fixing Jokes SMS

Bookie : So, what plan today?

One Player : I'll get smashed for over 10 runs per over.

Bookie : Ok. So, you'll bowl badly? 
Player : No, no. Normally.

Cricket Jokes In Hindi SMS

Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho

Misbah Ul Haq Trying to Propose Cricket Jokes Sms

Misbah Ul Haq trying to propose an Australian girl:
Misbah: Main Aap Se Be-Inteha Mohabbat Karta Hun.
Girl: What?
Misbah: Main Aap Se Pyaar Karta Hun.
Girl: Please speak in English.
Misbah: Boys played well... it was just a bad luck today and we lost the match!